Friday, January 30, 2009

Jokes of the day

These aren't mine... taken from quoted sources

David Letterman: "Its Cold outside. Wow. So cold, remember that woman who had eight babies? They went back in."

A few Blagojevich jokes: ( : These get better and better : )

Blagojevich is the lego man!

From Stephen Colbert: Blagojevich as he arrives at his impeachment hearing.

Jay Leno: "And a new study finds that it takes humans 30% longer to lie than it does to tell the truth. See, that's why political speeches are so long."

Jay Leno: "And a new study finds that it takes humans 30% longer to lie than it does to tell the truth. See, that's why political speeches are so long."

From Jay Leno: "And freezing cold weather in Washington this week. The roads are so icy, Al Gore almost didn't make it to his global warming speech today."

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