Bushisms

There will be many, many reviews and lists compiled summarizing George W. Bush's 8 years in power. This list will by far be the funniest. He is well known for uttering words that make the leader of the free world look like a dumb ass.

Here are a few of my favorites from this list:

• "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" — January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina. (Remember, no child left behind)

• "It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." — June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi. (Huh? Is he saying that WWII lasted 60 years… Note to self: stop trying to understand Bush logic.)

• "This thaw — took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets. (Excuse our leader for this incomprehensible statement.)

• "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo. (By far the best Bushism, ever!)