OMGWTFMCNUGGETS

So another stupid person story. They just never get old.

So you're cruising up to McDonald's and you pay for a delicious 10 piece order of Chicken McNuggets. You pay for the tasty morsels of heaven and proceed to the 2nd window. But alas! The unsympathetic woman at the window tells you they are out of McNuggets! No refund will be given, all sales are final at McDonald's.

The employee offers you a McDouble! (Which is a rip, only one slice of cheese for 2 patties. This throws off the cheese to patty equilibrium). What is a person to do?

Well this moron calls 911 not once, not twice, but three times. The woman calls police and reports, "If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency."

That call to police will cost her some Chicken McNuggets as she was citied on a "misuse of 911 charge". In the interest of PR, she will be getting a coupon for a free meal at McDonald's.

Guess where this happened in? Mmmm...Cali? No... NYC? Podunk, ND? Nope. Florida. That's right Florida. George W Bush's favorite state, the great state of morons. This was not some retired grannie either, this woman was 27. Bet she was breast fed while her mother ate Big Macs.

Intelligence isn't one of the glowing traits about this country anymore.