Funny Journalism

Its been almost a month, I just haven't had much to say. Been busy working and out of town for some of it. Paying attention to snowagedon that didn't happen. But this... this inspired me to return to my days of blogging.

I'm not sure if this sentence will still be there when you look at the link, but its amazing. Doesn't msnbc pay anyone to read their stories BEFORE they post them. Maybe kick a few bucks in the pocket of an English major who has a greater IQ than spell check?

Read the sentence that starts with "If you work with a recruiter....". I'll wait while you read it.... la la la la la la la... finished?

"it's easier for them to get the poop on why you got the heave ho"

Excuse me? Did you mean scoop, instead of poop?

Horrible journalism. But it is a sign of the times. Spell check wouldn't have found a problem with this word, because poop is a word too.

This is my laugh for the day.

Save the World!

This man is doing the world a favor. One ugly green Ford Escort at a time.

Seems as if in the town of Medford, Oregon, an arsonist has torched 3 ugly Escorts all by putting flammable liquids on the car.

Thank you to the wonderful person who is ridding the world of these ugly monsters.

Could you come to my town and take care of the multi colored cars? Thanks.

OMGWTFMCNUGGETS

So another stupid person story. They just never get old.

So you're cruising up to McDonald's and you pay for a delicious 10 piece order of Chicken McNuggets. You pay for the tasty morsels of heaven and proceed to the 2nd window. But alas! The unsympathetic woman at the window tells you they are out of McNuggets! No refund will be given, all sales are final at McDonald's.

The employee offers you a McDouble! (Which is a rip, only one slice of cheese for 2 patties. This throws off the cheese to patty equilibrium). What is a person to do?

Well this moron calls 911 not once, not twice, but three times. The woman calls police and reports, "If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency."

That call to police will cost her some Chicken McNuggets as she was citied on a "misuse of 911 charge". In the interest of PR, she will be getting a coupon for a free meal at McDonald's.

Guess where this happened in? Mmmm...Cali? No... NYC? Podunk, ND? Nope. Florida. That's right Florida. George W Bush's favorite state, the great state of morons. This was not some retired grannie either, this woman was 27. Bet she was breast fed while her mother ate Big Macs.

Intelligence isn't one of the glowing traits about this country anymore.